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Treasure.

Beautiful. Your scent, so eventful. Dream about you all the time. With you, never a climb. The things you make me do, memories they do imbue. Both good and bad, Sometimes I get scantily clad laying on a lily pad. Always down, Whether it be a party, club, or downtown. This one’s for you, my one and only delicious, amber whiskey.

How to get girls.

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Meet Tool Bag Chaz . He's flashy, smooth, and good on the eyes. He ta-totally parties like a rock star, dude. Gettin ' girls is his full time job. He knows it's key to notice when a girl changes her look, and makes sure to have a heart felt compliment ready for the moment. After scorin ' digits, he knows of the 3-day incubation period prior the first call. Pull-and-tug is his middle name. He's got a girl for every night of the week, baby. You ain't never gona tie him down. Find him at the club, frat parties, or strip joint. Cheers to Chaz , our player. Meet the Fresh Prince of Bel- Air. He's charming, funny, confident, and clownin ' is his full-time. He's always pickin ' on his little cousin. Sucks at dancing, but hasn't failed to give full-on solo performances, episode after episode. He gets girls left and right with his character, charisma, and sense of humor. They are just naturally attracted to something about him. Find him on the...

Know your role.

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"KNOW YO ROLE AND SHUT YO MOUTH CANDYASS!" - The Rock No matter who you are, you ain't perfect, you ain't the best. BUT BUT, winning isn't everything, you say? "That's what losers say," and a 5 finger imprint on your right cheek is my instant message to you. Whether it's gaining more wisdom in the world, lookin' hotter than your girlfriends, tightening your game with the ladies, makin them greens, or just becoming knowledgeable enough that you don't need to fake your level of intelligence with your buddy buddies. Whatever your cup of tea is, If there's one thing we all got to understand, it's this. K now your role . I'm not saying women stay at home and I take my chinese ass back to the railroads. Knowing your role MEANS, taking the placement test of life. Ask yourself, are you the fucking shit? Or are you jack shit. In the black night sky that is our planet, are you the prominent cellestial body of blinding brilliance, or a...